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i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

Erm…
Erm…
Chew-Bach-a
Chew-Bach-a
Tampire.
Tampire.
A diagram of me.
A diagram of me.
You’re next.
You’re next.
I miss being a tree.
I miss being a tree.
Ways to be loved.
Ways to be loved.
How to use chopsticks.
How to use chopsticks.
Breakfast in bed.
Breakfast in bed.
I can relate.
I can relate.
Significant otter.
Significant otter.
Words.
Words.
Hey, happy birthday!!!!
Hey, happy birthday!!!!
I hate broccoli.
I hate broccoli.
Park anywhere button.
Park anywhere button.
When+kitties+attack
When kitties attack
Blinged+out+chain+chomp
Blinged out chain chomp
The+cops+would+probably+investigate+me+even+if+they+were+fake+heads.
The cops would probably investigate me even if they were fake heads.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+mean+to+crucify+your+logic+but%26%238230%3B
I don’t mean to crucify your logic but…
Join the conversation
Watching+the+leaves+fall
Watching the leaves fall
I+just+lost+one+of+my+best+friends.+I+hope+someone+can+actually+take+this+advice.
I just lost one of my best friends. I hope someone can actually take this advice.
I+would+not+handle+this+very+well
I would not handle this very well
Google+autocomplete%3A+%26%238220%3BWhen+will+%5Bcountry%5D+%26%238230%3B%3F%26%238221%3B
Google autocomplete: “When will [country] …?”
And+then+I+took+an+arrow+to+the+knee.
And then I took an arrow to the knee.
Got+a+ticket+from+a+private+parking+garage%3A+this+was+my+response
Got a ticket from a private parking garage: this was my response
International+meme+exchange
International meme exchange
Well%2C+he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong
Well, he’s not wrong