Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

sea urchins love hats

i live at the zoo now

there’s no way a home made this soup

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

never letting go

it has stories to tell

money on gandalf

flying is like living in the wild west

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

yes, please

forever young

flipping the pick up line script

untitled klingon goose game

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