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i live at the zoo now

I must go. My swing needs me.
I must go. My swing needs me.
I don’t wanna be a nugget!
I don’t wanna be a nugget!
How much does a hipster weigh?
How much does a hipster weigh?
Words.
Words.
You keep using that word.
You keep using that word.
The world’s smallest firetruck.
The world’s smallest firetruck.
Tea-bagging.
Tea-bagging.
How to survive a zombie apocalypse.
How to survive a zombie apocalypse.
How women flirt.
How women flirt.
I don’t know what’s more awkward…
I don’t know what’s more awkward…
Horton the Hipster.
Horton the Hipster.
Austerity survival guide.
Austerity survival guide.
The inventor of the TV remote.
The inventor of the TV remote.
You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.
You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.
What I expect to find behind the shower curtain.
What I expect to find behind the shower curtain.
Memeries
Memeries
New+York+City+Subway+Photos+Taken+In+The+80s
New York City Subway Photos Taken In The 80s
Words
Words
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Join the conversation
Please+use+the+PROPER+TITLE.
Please use the PROPER TITLE.
Thigh+gap+chains
Thigh gap chains
Ted+Cruz+is+at+least+consistent
Ted Cruz is at least consistent
Very+Sharp+Dragon
Very Sharp Dragon
Sleep+isn%26%238217%3Bt+necessary
Sleep isn’t necessary
Thanks+for+the+game+invite%21
Thanks for the game invite!
Sundays
Sundays
Innocence
Innocence