Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

RIP old friend

tweet about going to your childs wedding and demanding butter noodles and chicken nuggets

wedding guest goals for parents

bald eagle perched on a dumpster

proud to be an american

dog with a bike seat hooked to its back

price is non-negotiable

an image of the teenage mutant ninja turtles except it's squirtles

heroes in a half shell, squirtle power!

tweet about always being nice because you never know who owns a boat

one reason you should always be nice

tweet about zoom chat awkward comments

what’s the most awkward thing you meant to type into google but typed in the zoom chat instead?

tweet about life as a disney movie

you can’t deny the disney magic

do not be this person. i repeat, do not be this person

mario on steps leading to the flag

the psychology of super mario

image of two similar but different water buttons on a soda fountain

yes i did…

a tweet about how amazing mushrooms are

praise fungus!

the world outlined as a cat

cute kitty!

image of family moving into a house

in this market, this kind of house would be a hot commodity

image of a cat with shaved front legs

he put on his short sleeve shirt for summer

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