Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

Image of viggo mortensen eating breakfast with a horse

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

A woman standing up in her car after an accident while talking to police

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

how not to tell someone their std test results

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

you will pay for your betrayal

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

image of laundry room on fire

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

mario running stairs

up? down? sideways

just one?

tweet about a goth husband

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

writing prompt

write the next line of this story

mysterious red lights on the atlantic ocean

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

tweet about the importance of fire departments

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

tweet about having the dentist call you the chosen one

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

tweet about playing chess left handed to make young kid feel better

This is a brilliant grandpa move

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