Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

writing prompt

write the next line of this story

mysterious red lights on the atlantic ocean

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

tweet about the importance of fire departments

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

tweet about having the dentist call you the chosen one

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

tweet about playing chess left handed to make young kid feel better

This is a brilliant grandpa move

image of kermit the dinosaur

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

online discussion about food made with hatred

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

image making joke about abe lincoln's body guard coming back from the bathroom

When you gotta go, you gotta go

image showing how hard it is to find your car in a parking garage

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

tweet about trying to photograph the moon

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

image off soda cup with no strawhole

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

24 then and now

earth frisbee religion idea

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

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