Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

tweet about person not being able to follow directions

don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

image of a baby with a robotic eye

the first human robot baby hybrid is adorable

image of urologist named dick chopp

It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions

tweet about not always having to be the bigger person

the reason you don’t always have to be the bigger person

technically she’s not entirely wrong here

drawing of dinosaurs watching a movie in a theater

welcome to holocene park – directed by steven spielberg

tour de france screenshot on televison

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

text from someone asking for a neighborhood dress code

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

is there no end to their destruction?

head line about the live action bambi remake

phrasing matters

story about a girl setting her toaster on fire

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

a girl with a piece of lettuce on her head

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

text about storming the call center for extended car warranties

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

michael’s store employees use the honor system

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

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