Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

tweet about a last name mix up at school

his name was close enough

lawn full of dead grass with sign reading new grass loading

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

image telling how japan gives employees who don't smoke extra days off a year

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

text about overthinking so much you come up with answers that dont exist

fine, i’ll do it myself!

prompt to pick up a book and go to page 206. the first sentence describes your love life

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

tweet about showing up to somone's house dressed as a wizard and askig them to roll a 20 sided die

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

tweet about having 45 second between making an omelet and having it turn into scrambled eggs

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

image of a dog chasing a rhino

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

meme about not buying snacks and now being hungry because you didn't buy snacks

you should have just bought snacks!

image of three kinds of seasonings

the learning how to season starter pack that any amateur chef needs in their pantry

the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend

tweet about burglary

How could someone be so cruel

houses have layers like onions

image of a house built over a river

we’re all playing checkers while this bloke from the 17th century was playing chess

The identities of the most popular ghost kitchens revealed

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