wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

lawn full of dead grass with sign reading new grass loading

Perfectly relevant in light of Chris Rock’s divorce

Perfectly relevant in light of Chris Rock’s divorce

When I text a girl…

When I text a girl…

Devastated

Miss me yet?

Reasons to save trees

Reasons to save trees

Well technically he was correct

Well technically he was correct

Get out of here, Pluto!

Get out of here, Pluto!

Deep Dark Fears

Deep Dark Fears

I don’t believe in ghosts during the day

I don’t believe in ghosts during the day

I am God

The ol’ noodle trick

The ol’ noodle trick

VW Golf is better.

VW Golf is better.

We’ve come in peace!

We’ve come in peace!

Words.

Two dogs