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there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

tweet about having 45 second between making an omelet and having it turn into scrambled eggs
I see you..
I see you..
Get out.
Get out.
Labor ism.
Labor ism.
You can never be too sure
You can never be too sure
Love your mom.
Love your mom.
NEVER TOMATE
NEVER TOMATE
Now I just need something to wash it down…
Now I just need something to wash it down…
She was so excited for her first day of school until she realized her mom couldn’t stay with her
She was so excited for her first day of school until she realized her mom couldn’t stay with her
Incoming pupper boop
Incoming pupper boop
Symbiotic telationship between frogs and a water buffalo
Symbiotic telationship between frogs and a water buffalo
I have severe trust issues with any "pet shaming" picture these days
I have severe trust issues with any "pet shaming" picture these days
It wasn’t me… I promise.
It wasn’t me… I promise.
19th Century Reaction Gif
19th Century Reaction Gif
Get out of my mind!
Get out of my mind!
"Look, if you want to come out here and climb it, be my guest."
"Look, if you want to come out here and climb it, be my guest."
classic+gator+prank
classic gator prank
absolutely+not
absolutely not
i+need+an+edgar+in+my+life
i need an edgar in my life
megoosa
megoosa
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can%26%238217%3Bt+fight+that+logic
can’t fight that logic
the+generic+brand
the generic brand
pathetic+worm
pathetic worm
mountain+pun
mountain pun
i+was+fooled
i was fooled
get+a+job%2C+england
get a job, england
do+a+barrel+roll%21
do a barrel roll!
i+am+in+favor+of+this
i am in favor of this