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there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

tweet about having 45 second between making an omelet and having it turn into scrambled eggs
Written in stone
Written in stone
The voices of Peanuts circa 1960s.
The voices of Peanuts circa 1960s.
I’M A MONSTER!
I’M A MONSTER!
April fools day as a fully fledged adult…
April fools day as a fully fledged adult…
What if I trademark your hashtag?
What if I trademark your hashtag?
Y’all need Satan in your life.
Y’all need Satan in your life.
Gravity is a myth
Gravity is a myth
Gray Percherons are born black and slowly turn gray. This is the same horse 5 years apart.
Gray Percherons are born black and slowly turn gray. This is the same horse 5 years apart.
The ~80’s email struggle was real.
The ~80’s email struggle was real.
The apocalypse is a team sport.
The apocalypse is a team sport.
The cheese-eyed crow sees all.
The cheese-eyed crow sees all.
Agree to disagree.
Agree to disagree.
Bubbles are flat. Probe me wrong.
Bubbles are flat. Probe me wrong.
Using a sledgehammer to break up the ice in the Scottish Highlands before her morning swim
Using a sledgehammer to break up the ice in the Scottish Highlands before her morning swim
#AnimalRights
#AnimalRights
Teen+Pregnancy+Barbie%21
Teen Pregnancy Barbie!
Society.
Society.
Brace+yourselves%26%238230%3B
Brace yourselves…
Today+has+been+a+ruff+day.
Today has been a ruff day.
Join the conversation
Pedodog+strikes+again.
Pedodog strikes again.
If+men+could+get+pregnant%26%238230%3B
If men could get pregnant…
First+day+of+Organic+Chemistry.
First day of Organic Chemistry.
How+to+piss+off+your+nerdy+friends.
How to piss off your nerdy friends.
Oh+butt%2C+I+love+you.
Oh butt, I love you.
Oh+hey+Mother+Nature%21
Oh hey Mother Nature!
Facebook+politics.
Facebook politics.
Did+you+marry+your+mother%3F
Did you marry your mother?