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An honest Target slogan.
An honest Target slogan.
Love in 2014
Love in 2014
He’s got the moves!
He’s got the moves!
Dat wobble.
Dat wobble.
He was just trying to help…
He was just trying to help…
Useless Attic Space Becomes Retro Awesome Spaceship Game Center
Useless Attic Space Becomes Retro Awesome Spaceship Game Center
A steampunk coffee shop just opened up in my town
A steampunk coffee shop just opened up in my town
Dating a stripper.
Dating a stripper.
Get your ships together.
Get your ships together.
Kids will find their way.
Kids will find their way.
France’s calendar idea.
France’s calendar idea.
My dog loves tennis…
My dog loves tennis…
Aquaman problems
Aquaman problems
What’s you’re handicap?
What’s you’re handicap?
Venti is twenty…
Venti is twenty…
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+that+in+your+life.
You don’t need that in your life.
Shopping+for+an+apartment+in+a+big+city
Shopping for an apartment in a big city
Nine+months+sober%21
Nine months sober!
The+Empire+could+have+been+saved%21
The Empire could have been saved!
Join the conversation
Hearing+celebrities+being+interviewed
Hearing celebrities being interviewed
The+twelfth+plane+of+torment.
The twelfth plane of torment.
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+addicted+to+reading%26%238230%3B
I’m not addicted to reading…
Units+of+measurement.
Units of measurement.
An+Osprey+Driving+for+Food
An Osprey Driving for Food
My+life+right+now%26%238230%3B
My life right now…
There+will+never+be+a+headline+this+incredible+ever+again.
There will never be a headline this incredible ever again.
When+your+jam+starts+playing+on+the+radio.
When your jam starts playing on the radio.