there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

tweet about having 45 second between making an omelet and having it turn into scrambled eggs

In west philadelphia born and raised….

In west philadelphia born and raised….

it’s called fashion. look it up

it’s called fashion. look it up

in case you need to hear this today

in case you need to hear this today

corpse paint goes hard in the pit

corpse paint goes hard in the pit

too bad we know what happens at the end

too bad we know what happens at the end

let the games begin

let the games begin

please god, no

good luck

let me pet you

drunk me is a wise man

drunk me is a wise man

fat wins

would still pet

would still pet

an attempt was made

an attempt was made

the next nirvana

the next nirvana

ugh