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there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

tweet about having 45 second between making an omelet and having it turn into scrambled eggs
If you’re ever homeless…
If you’re ever homeless…
Things I like about coffee.
Things I like about coffee.
Dang it Michael!
Dang it Michael!
After a long month of No Shave November, I just saw this…
After a long month of No Shave November, I just saw this…
Hard truth.
Hard truth.
‘Twas the night before Christmas…
‘Twas the night before Christmas…
Healthcare Games: Catching Communism
Healthcare Games: Catching Communism
You can never be too careful these days.
You can never be too careful these days.
The most beautiful words in the English language.
The most beautiful words in the English language.
Pencil Sculpture (by Dalton Ghetti)
Pencil Sculpture (by Dalton Ghetti)
Venn Diagram Breakfast Menu
Venn Diagram Breakfast Menu
Contact lens jewelry.
Contact lens jewelry.
Going to the dentist tomorrow…this always happens.
Going to the dentist tomorrow…this always happens.
I like food and sleep.
I like food and sleep.
It’s philver!
It’s philver!
with+the+one+bubblegum+profile+picture
with the one bubblegum profile picture
Pizza+Memes+for+National+Pizza+Day%21
Pizza Memes for National Pizza Day!
sew+what+about+it%3F
sew what about it?
Futurama+hit+right+in+the+feels
Futurama hit right in the feels
Join the conversation
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+fee+the+ithhue
I don’t fee the ithhue
godspeed%2C+soldier
godspeed, soldier
Glasses+Memes+To+Focus+On
Glasses Memes To Focus On
everyone+becomes+rudolph+instantaneously
everyone becomes rudolph instantaneously
it+%2Adrives%2A+me+crazy
it *drives* me crazy
dangummit+betty%2C+its+our+darn+neighbors+%26%238216%3Bgain
dangummit betty, its our darn neighbors ‘gain
not+sure+that%26%238217%3Bs+the+best+trade
not sure that’s the best trade
And+its+the+one+time+in+several+months%2C+too
And its the one time in several months, too