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it’s the only way to make the calls stop

text about storming the call center for extended car warranties
endless teleportation confusion
endless teleportation confusion
one hand on the wheel, the other on the big mac
one hand on the wheel, the other on the big mac
g is for gnat
g is for gnat
never trust the living
never trust the living
deliciously preserved
deliciously preserved
he meant it as a compliment?
he meant it as a compliment?
she’s so happy
she’s so happy
therapy dip
therapy dip
children are the devil
children are the devil
pretty sure my thumb is permanently damaged from these
pretty sure my thumb is permanently damaged from these
don’t boil me alive with potatoes if you don’t want me to eat the potatoes
don’t boil me alive with potatoes if you don’t want me to eat the potatoes
a very very small bite
a very very small bite
the face the moment it realized it made a terrible mistake
the face the moment it realized it made a terrible mistake
would buy all their albums
would buy all their albums
bless the rain
bless the rain
What+a+convenient+awning.
What a convenient awning.
Before+the+orange+tips+came+default+on+toy+guns%2C+circa+1985.
Before the orange tips came default on toy guns, circa 1985.
I+feel+like+we+could+work+out+some+kind+of+deal%26%238230%3B
I feel like we could work out some kind of deal…
Shaken+Astronaut+Syndrome
Shaken Astronaut Syndrome
Join the conversation
Train+people+are+serious+business.
Train people are serious business.
91913%2C+OR%2C+zip+code+of+the+dog
91913, OR, zip code of the dog
Zookeeper+in+the+sky%2C+with+diamonds.
Zookeeper in the sky, with diamonds.
Found+the+Parseltongue%26%238230%3B
Found the Parseltongue…
The+Germans+have+mastered++the+fundamentals+of+marketing.
The Germans have mastered the fundamentals of marketing.
Interplanetary+life+expectancy.
Interplanetary life expectancy.
Job+shadowing+is+a+blessed+thing.
Job shadowing is a blessed thing.
Inglorious+Catfish
Inglorious Catfish