you will pay for your betrayal

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

i can never show my face in public again

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

popsicles

so warm and cozy

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

gonna need to step outside for a second

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

dinner and show

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta