you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no hair…

Incorrect.

An eye for an eye…

Sometimes the hero you deserve is yourself.

Is water dog.

Kids Do The Dumbest Things

Early Simpsons was good Simpsons

Owls without feathers…

Fantastic move.

Trail guide’s belt for picking up littered bottles belonging to sub-humans along the trail.

Corporate Twitter in a nutshell.

No touch, only scan.

*screams in peacock*

PSA: Drink More High Quality Water

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