Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

tweet about parenting

at least she tried to comfort her brother. not all siblings would be that nice

iceberg of music

sometimes i like to play my friends the weird stuff just to see their reaction

random button in car looks like squid launcher

what i wish the button in the car would do

picture of man who restored an entire forest

this man restored this forest. there is still good in this world

a tweet about competitive salary

what competitive salary really means

atheists oh evolution

what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?

sentence about what a menu is

i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays

a tweet about your odds of getting a phd

this is how you can figure out your odds of getting a phd

tweet about the boston tea party

so this is why British people hide their t’s

oreo wrapped in bacon

would you try a bacon wrapped oreo?

image with identical spider mans pointing at each other

Somehow being overwhelmed always wins…

tweet from a dad calling his kids demons

10 Tweets and memes about parenting that will remind you kids aren’t for everyone

image of a dangerous selfie

this type of dangerous selfie could get you placed on a wikipedia page if you’re not careful

pizza with crickets as the topping

cricket pizza. would you take a bite?

comic about our internal monologues

internal monologue f.m. always has perfect reception and won’t let you change the station

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