Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

atheists oh evolution

what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?

sentence about what a menu is

i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays

a tweet about your odds of getting a phd

this is how you can figure out your odds of getting a phd

tweet about the boston tea party

so this is why British people hide their t’s

oreo wrapped in bacon

would you try a bacon wrapped oreo?

image with identical spider mans pointing at each other

Somehow being overwhelmed always wins…

tweet from a dad calling his kids demons

10 Tweets and memes about parenting that will remind you kids aren’t for everyone

image of a dangerous selfie

this type of dangerous selfie could get you placed on a wikipedia page if you’re not careful

pizza with crickets as the topping

cricket pizza. would you take a bite?

comic about our internal monologues

internal monologue f.m. always has perfect reception and won’t let you change the station

a wall of bugs at a museum of natural history

a wall of bugs at the Cleveland museum of natural history

the power of friendship is undefeated

harry potter halloween

the last halloween at the potter house…

all the colors of the moon in one photo

basket a wife made her husband after his vasectomy

vasectomy get well basket

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