Yeah, that’s fair.

Can I speak to you in private?

How to kill a song

Every box of raisins is a tragic story

From absolute zero to “absolute hot,” the temperatures of the Universe

Fitness is for winners.

Et tu, Brute?

Why Hulu sucks

Students from multiple Albuquerque high schools walked out to protest the new PARCC knowledge assessment.

What are you up to?

Did you fall from heaven?

One of my favorite Simpsons quote.

Sometimes I just need a contraption like this

George Carlin

A guide to country names

Talking to the devil