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Anatomy of a Penguin

Anatomy of a Penguin

By Dave Kellett

Ye Olde Barber Shoppe’s are an essential service, prove me wrong.
Ye Olde Barber Shoppe’s are an essential service, prove me wrong.
C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.
C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.
We don’t need a vaccine for this one…
We don’t need a vaccine for this one…
Cats keep it pretty simple…
Cats keep it pretty simple…
DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons
DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons
DIY cat door 2020
DIY cat door 2020
You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.
You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.
*phoooomp*
*phoooomp*
Cheap entertainment!
Cheap entertainment!
It is finished, it is done…
It is finished, it is done…
People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.
People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.
And that’s just fine right now, Stu.
And that’s just fine right now, Stu.
Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.
Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.
Best not breath at me…
Best not breath at me…
Friendly reminder to move on.
Friendly reminder to move on.
5lbs.
5lbs.
Listten+to+the+live+album%26%238230%3B
Listten to the live album…
Batman+vs+Robin.
Batman vs Robin.
Come+back%21
Come back!
Join the conversation
A+fight+is+going+on+inside+me.
A fight is going on inside me.
How+I+feel+in+hot+tubs.
How I feel in hot tubs.
Dis+my+friend%21
Dis my friend!
Awesome+bookstore+is+awesome.
Awesome bookstore is awesome.
Rudolph+the+Regular+Reindeer.
Rudolph the Regular Reindeer.
Took+me+5.5+seconds+to+realize%26%238230%3B
Took me 5.5 seconds to realize…
Texting+and+driving.
Texting and driving.
I+just+did+nine+months.
I just did nine months.