crystal reconstructed face vodka

A champagne inspector wearing a special mask to protect against accidental discharge, circa 1920.

I got you, gran.

Teach yourself the Phonetic Alphabet, for fun and profit.

Jim Henson helping an old lady cross the street, circa 1985.

2020 has been hard on every one.

Diet Coke, plox.

Pope Francis was once gifted a Lamborghini. It was later auctioned off for charity.

*plays Flappy Bird*

This is the way.

It’s got a different pour to it.

He’s something of an emotional support pup.

Al Capone ran a soup kitchen for the unemployed during the Great Depression, BTW.

*throws controller*

Success is earned.

The mystical tardigrade performing bodily functions.