An egg a day keeps the babies at bay.

An egg a day keeps the babies at bay.

he crushes all his roles, to be fair

he crushes all his roles, to be fair

it’s wimdy out here

it’s wimdy out here

my fingers never remained the same

my fingers never remained the same

that’s why they say “love”

that’s why they say “love”

10 Funny Clippy Memes to Bring to the Office

10 Funny Clippy Memes to Bring to the Office

the ideal reality

the ideal reality

what’s the scoop

what’s the scoop

I’m bender, baby!

I’m bender, baby!

thanks, i hate it

thanks, i hate it

i think it’s beautiful. Poetry in sitstill.

i think it’s beautiful. Poetry in sitstill.

fitting that the world is garbage

fitting that the world is garbage

I demand more of these journal article titles

I demand more of these journal article titles

dangit, worth a shot

dangit, worth a shot

i’m bitious, in that I ambitious

i’m bitious, in that I ambitious

oh yo you dadn’t

oh yo you dadn’t