Einstein was a real person this whole time, relatively.

Einstein was a real person this whole time, relatively.

Because we are so classy at my house.

Because we are so classy at my house.

Looks like that worked out for you.

Looks like that worked out for you.

Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Adorable little serial killers.

Adorable little serial killers.

Goldfish.

See the difference?

See the difference?

And I’m all grown up…

And I’m all grown up…

The problem with my overly friendly dog.

The problem with my overly friendly dog.

Life goes on.

Food talks.

We call it love.

We call it love.

Right in the childhood.

Right in the childhood.

Can you spot the gay person?

Can you spot the gay person?

Nailed it.

I shall have four children.

I shall have four children.