baby shackles

United, should we be.

Anthropologist Grover Krantz donated his body to science with the stipulation that his dog stay close to him. Now their bones dance forever, the curs-ed dance, exclusively at the Smithsonian.

Fish are people, too, apparently.

Eat it and weep, loser

It’s different, kid.

Beware the oil baron.

Nobody cleans up around this got dam house… – Mouse, probably.

Be good to your gran.

*happy Weyerhaeuser noises*

I approve of this body art.

Have you seen Paul Rudd’s face, though?

Cat lost in Ohio reunited with owner. Cat was not concerned, generally.

Jesus moves.

When I dip you dip we dip.

Photoshop for the celiac.