bacon wins

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

his name was close enough

his name was close enough

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

phrasing matters

phrasing matters

fine, i’ll do it myself!

fine, i’ll do it myself!

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

is there no end to their destruction?

is there no end to their destruction?

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?