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bad dad joke incoming

this story deserves an a+
this story deserves an a+
’90s kids cartoons have nothing on ’70s warning ads for kids
’90s kids cartoons have nothing on ’70s warning ads for kids
villains don’t need exercise
villains don’t need exercise
*pretends to answer phone*
*pretends to answer phone*
begin the debate
begin the debate
date night
date night
and don’t even think about using the microwave!
and don’t even think about using the microwave!
this is incredible
this is incredible
it’s the thrill of the fight
it’s the thrill of the fight
we drove out of lubrication
we drove out of lubrication
you tell him it was the right door, though
you tell him it was the right door, though
you’re activity is pointless
you’re activity is pointless
Bros for life
Bros for life
just another reason to avoid chipotle
just another reason to avoid chipotle
maybe a mini horse?
maybe a mini horse?
clever+jungle+kitties
clever jungle kitties
party+on%2C+dudes
party on, dudes
oddly+wholesome
oddly wholesome
just+imagine+it+with+fur.+majestic
just imagine it with fur. majestic
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quit+horsing+around%21
quit horsing around!
mom+did+what+she+had+to+do
mom did what she had to do
crocs+for+dogs
crocs for dogs
interesting
interesting
you+know+the+type
you know the type
technically+true
technically true
wait+%26%238211%3B+let%26%238217%3Bs+hear+him+out
wait – let’s hear him out
he%26%238217%3Bs+not+mad%2C+just+disappointed
he’s not mad, just disappointed