Five tomatoes

Five tomatoes

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?

it’s probably hilarious advice, but maybe don’t follow it

it’s probably hilarious advice, but maybe don’t follow it

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

no browser is safe from firefox

no browser is safe from firefox

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

you had a good run

you had a good run

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of