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alexa knows me too well

alexa knows me too well
…must. Not. Breathing.
…must. Not. Breathing.
Colour me a simpleton…
Colour me a simpleton…
Harry how could you?
Harry how could you?
Fair points were made?
Fair points were made?
Build a foundation for success.
Build a foundation for success.
You are the buns to my burger.
You are the buns to my burger.
Shoot your shot, sis.
Shoot your shot, sis.
Let’s take this global, shall we?
Let’s take this global, shall we?
*tweets nonchalantly*
*tweets nonchalantly*
I remember…
I remember…
THATS ILLEGAL!
THATS ILLEGAL!
I have a note from my dermatologist, guys…
I have a note from my dermatologist, guys…
Zoos in India take care of their own.
Zoos in India take care of their own.
RIP In Peace, old friend.
RIP In Peace, old friend.
You got this, probably.
You got this, probably.
The+dog+speedometer.
The dog speedometer.
Dear+God%26%238230%3B
Dear God…
Words.
Words.
u+still+mad%3F
u still mad?
Join the conversation
May+I+take+your+order%3F
May I take your order?
It+was+good+for+the+economy.
It was good for the economy.
Double+standards.
Double standards.
Foundation+of+any+relationship.
Foundation of any relationship.
I+have+eliminated+all+of+the+juice%21
I have eliminated all of the juice!
The+future+is+bright.
The future is bright.
Monorail+cat.
Monorail cat.
Famous+gingers.
Famous gingers.