screeching intensifies

*screeching intensifies*

she’s also allergic to humor

she’s also allergic to humor

i’m in!

good christian suburbs

good christian suburbs

as if af. did i do it right?

as if af. did i do it right?

just look around

just look around

now i do

I’m just gonna use the elevator

I’m just gonna use the elevator

she who denied it definitely supplied it

she who denied it definitely supplied it

wait, what?

the modern remake has nothing on the original

the modern remake has nothing on the original

not now, gary

there’s a lot to undress in this headline

there’s a lot to undress in this headline

i guess i’m not always right

i guess i’m not always right

crimes against food are punishable by death

crimes against food are punishable by death

sorry, i was napping

sorry, i was napping