Make post tortoises great again.
NUNS ROLL OUT
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
Gordon you ignorant slut.
Let them eat.
It’s never too late you raise a dog vegan…
I would listen to this man preach.
The cake was always a lie.
Works about a quarter of the time.
When troublesome bears work from home.
Alaska is my favorite island.
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma
how to properly cook lasagna. Just don’t ask me what temp the oven is supposed to be set to…
Just go ahead and give this modern dragon movie masterpiece the oscar for best picture already
time zones now exist block to block and house to house
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all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did
zebra caretakers wear striped patterned suits so orphaned foals recognize them
the coolest dog at the bar
how game of thrones should have ended
bear learned to give the dog bones so he would be given access to the trash. Bartering in the animal kingdom at its finest
living my dream like there is no tomorrow
What are you thoughts on Clerks 3? Are you interested at all?
the korean baseball league’s championship trophy is a giant freaking sword and all other championship trophies no longer count