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what does cilantro taste like to you?

what does cilantro taste like to you?
trust? no. truce? absolutely
trust? no. truce? absolutely
swim? no thanks, i’m decor
swim? no thanks, i’m decor
dying inside, glowing outside
dying inside, glowing outside
dear diary, i have shamed myself again…
dear diary, i have shamed myself again…
Enrolled in curses, accidentally cursed myself
Enrolled in curses, accidentally cursed myself
My hopes just sank
My hopes just sank
paranormal activity footage
paranormal activity footage
fluffed up and furious
fluffed up and furious
emotionally hungry, not physically
emotionally hungry, not physically
Bite me, I dare you!
Bite me, I dare you!
Domesticated? Debatable. Delightful? Definitely.
Domesticated? Debatable. Delightful? Definitely.
just trust me…very homo sapiens
just trust me…very homo sapiens
frappocalypse
frappocalypse
ugly? yes. unemployed? never.
ugly? yes. unemployed? never.
bites ankles, steals hearts, now we’re be(a)sties
bites ankles, steals hearts, now we’re be(a)sties
well+played%2C+hooman
well played, hooman
grandpa+throwing+shade.+lol
grandpa throwing shade. lol
double+edged+insult
double edged insult
the+biggest+plot+hole+in+star+wars
the biggest plot hole in star wars
Join the conversation
i%26%238217%3Bm+up%2C+but+am+i+really+awake%3F
i’m up, but am i really awake?
thoughts%3F
thoughts?
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+malaphor
it’s a malaphor
i+believe+it
i believe it
remember+this+scene%3F+Here%26%238217%3Bs+how+it+was+filmed
remember this scene? Here’s how it was filmed
Adding+%26%238216%3Bvisit+salt+mountain+in+pakistan%26%238217%3B+to+my+bucket+list.
Adding ‘visit salt mountain in pakistan’ to my bucket list.
my+favorite+stormtrooper+helmet
my favorite stormtrooper helmet
The+moral+of+this+story+is+not+about+patience.+smh
The moral of this story is not about patience. smh