How to make friends, and keep them too (probably)
911? It’s me again…
Which one of you morons bought us a color printer?
I want you inside me.
Waaaiiiittt foorrrr iiiittt.
Sharks aren’t so bad.
The copier is full of peanut butter…
This isn’t right…
Waiting for car to pass before crossing street…
This is how I finish a presentation.
What villains do when they’re about to kill the hero.