GTFO the car, Dave.

omg tho.

Gotta read them all.

Pillars of Clay Leftover from the last Ice Age that remain uneroded due to the rocks sitting on top. Eventually the clay loses strength, sending the rock tumbling down the mountain.

Grandma sends the weirdest texts…

Chris Pratt signed this autograph as Corey Haim.

Kid puts some of his own candy in an empty bowl for other kids to enjoy

🎵 Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

Ron Swanson sums up what it means to be a real man

I’ll just be here if you need me

Octopussy

I’m 9/10 passive aggressive.

Jond, Bames Jond

Lizard is life.

Welcome to Alabama.

Up high!