be the chaos you want to see in the world

the depths cat will go to get fed is the bottom of this pool

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

welcome to holocene park – directed by steven spielberg

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

his name was close enough

technically she’s not entirely wrong here

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram