beans on everything

the world is ready to see me at my worst

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

This fully intact vintage burger king was found behind a mall wall in april

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

peekaboo for adults

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

he can’t hear you!

books are priceless treasures

did you know e.t. had a last name?

dramatic reading by 5 year old

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up