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a haiku about cats

a haiku about cats
I sent that text from my previous life
I sent that text from my previous life
He slimed into the meeting like a boss.
He slimed into the meeting like a boss.
Caught between glam and sham
Caught between glam and sham
“I LIVE FOR THIS MOMENT!”
“I LIVE FOR THIS MOMENT!”
Oreo-verwhelmed
Oreo-verwhelmed
You shall not bounce!
You shall not bounce!
bark side of the breeze
bark side of the breeze
This ain’t Swiss, this is abyss!
This ain’t Swiss, this is abyss!
jurassic bark
jurassic bark
Welcome! Now leave.
Welcome! Now leave.
Hands? Optional.
Hands? Optional.
“Talk birdy to me, handsome”
“Talk birdy to me, handsome”
Other cats naps, Peppy do laps, Every step echoes across Google Maps
Other cats naps, Peppy do laps, Every step echoes across Google Maps
No scoop is safe with gulls on duty
No scoop is safe with gulls on duty
Pawsing for the pic was not in his contract
Pawsing for the pic was not in his contract
Some+more+political+hair+swapping.
Some more political hair swapping.
Did+you+marry+your+mother%3F
Did you marry your mother?
Facebook+politics.
Facebook politics.
The+Reverse+Centaur.
The Reverse Centaur.
Join the conversation
Beluga+smoke+rings.
Beluga smoke rings.
Teen+Pregnancy+Barbie%21
Teen Pregnancy Barbie!
Society.
Society.
If+men+could+get+pregnant%26%238230%3B
If men could get pregnant…
Oh+butt%2C+I+love+you.
Oh butt, I love you.
Thank+you+Pedro%21
Thank you Pedro!
Summarizing+before+an+exam.
Summarizing before an exam.
How+to+piss+off+your+nerdy+friends.
How to piss off your nerdy friends.