always be prepared before eating soup in bed

why are there books under the sink?

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psychic checkmate

important spaceship instructions

this is why you should just use the same password for everything

the christmas goose is loose

pay up mom and dad

mr. burns memes to laugh maniacally with

well this explains a lot

my favorite part of christmas, to be honest

i want to be mad, but i also want to laugh

just one more

same

i want this octopus lamp

it’s a thankless existence, to be sure