bedtime zones

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

You just lost the game.

You just lost the game.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Horlp may.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

Ultimate noms.

Passive aggressive instructions

Passive aggressive instructions

Traffic banana for scale.

Traffic banana for scale.

A Venezuelan smartass

A Venezuelan smartass

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.