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this is poetry
this is poetry
it wasn’t a scam
it wasn’t a scam
that, or cranberry juice in a wine glass
that, or cranberry juice in a wine glass
was that an earthquake?
was that an earthquake?
does anyone know?
does anyone know?
plant boss
plant boss
the activation noise
the activation noise
impossible
impossible
daddy daughter bonding
daddy daughter bonding
the skulls of my enemies
the skulls of my enemies
he won in a landslide
he won in a landslide
cats make terrible vampires
cats make terrible vampires
just like trash cans
just like trash cans
probably won a few million
probably won a few million
live long and prosper
live long and prosper
give+or+take+a+few%2C+sure
give or take a few, sure
tea+is+more+than+what+it+seems
tea is more than what it seems
pizzazz+has+pizzazz
pizzazz has pizzazz
hallelujah
hallelujah
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lookin%26%238217%3B+good%2C+just+like+a+snake+in+the+grass
lookin’ good, just like a snake in the grass
one+of+the+most+annoying+things+on+the+planet
one of the most annoying things on the planet
i%26%238217%3Bm+down+for+this
i’m down for this
10+Pictures+Taken+at+the+Perfect+Time
10 Pictures Taken at the Perfect Time
seriously+though%2C+horror+protagonists+have+the+%2Aworst%2A+equipment
seriously though, horror protagonists have the *worst* equipment
10+Hockey+Memes+because+the+NHL+Playoffs+are+Here
10 Hockey Memes because the NHL Playoffs are Here
the+maniless+guide%2C+roger+that
the maniless guide, roger that
the+cycle+never+ends%26%238230%3B
the cycle never ends…