Being human is tough sometimes.

Being human is tough sometimes.

I have a dad. I am a dad. I don’t mind a dad joke.

I have a dad. I am a dad. I don’t mind a dad joke.

Volcanic smoke rings.

Volcanic smoke rings.

Lego’d Michelangelo

Lego’d Michelangelo

This tool helps tell you how much spaghetti you can eat for your meal. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” is an option.

This tool helps tell you how much spaghetti you can eat for your meal. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” is an option.

Still use this on my girlfriend.

Still use this on my girlfriend.

Summer woes.

There is a chicken in my garage.

There is a chicken in my garage.

Forgivably deceptive cards.

Forgivably deceptive cards.

Some great actors.

Some great actors.

Whenever I ask my parents for money

Whenever I ask my parents for money

The world we live in.

The world we live in.

I guess I’ll put this one back on the shelf

I guess I’ll put this one back on the shelf

When people ask why I always look pissed

When people ask why I always look pissed

I’m an animal…

I’m an animal…

Words.