Ben Stein as a God Among Men, 1969

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

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To cucumber is to human.

This sums up the problem nicely.

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

This is a win win, win situation.

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

We call it the toe crusher.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

As for me and my patronus, we will fight the good fight.

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985