best i can do is 50 percent of everything

an image of thanos with skin

I’ve seen human parents less enthused about their newborns.

I’ve seen human parents less enthused about their newborns.

Drugs? Ain’t nobody got time for that

Drugs? Ain’t nobody got time for that

Jesus, please take the wheel!!

Jesus, please take the wheel!!

Welp. Happy Friday.

Welp. Happy Friday.

I have social anxiety disorder.

I have social anxiety disorder.

Me on the weekends

Me on the weekends

How do I unsee this?

How do I unsee this?

Forgetting to charge your arm

Forgetting to charge your arm

So, what’s your real name?

So, what’s your real name?

I got this.

African American protestor in Chicago, 1941.

African American protestor in Chicago, 1941.

At least I can grow a great beard

At least I can grow a great beard

Watering the garden.

Watering the garden.

back in my day…

back in my day…

My fries!