If it’s 167, I’m suing

The box always wins. Every. Single. Time.

I wooden stay another minute

Tail of two kings

“happy accident”

bites back

I have never been more ready for a task

Plutonians are still salty about their planet status

Why is this more accurate than my horoscope?

If he’s still alive, he’s qualified

stuck in a feedback loop

It’s called “Tsundoku” and it’s an art form

Stop!!!!

“Ice Ice Baby”

It’s okay, buddy. We’ve all been that 16-year-old

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