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pee happens

two dinos, one wild kiss

purrchase includes attitude

Belgium grew overnight

cone-grats, you scared me

Mary River Turtle

ears for alerts

rockin’ all phases

fry-day tradition lives

empathy enthusiast

engineered for stealth naps and dramatic stares

dress code: not cozy

tail-tornado snuggle fest

brain hit send

kiss attack activated

I+adore+these+sandwich+bags.
I adore these sandwich bags.
Who+invented+brownie+batter%3F
Who invented brownie batter?
Somebody+posted+this+in+my+college%26%238217%3Bs+science+building+model
Somebody posted this in my college’s science building model
hey.
hey.
Join the conversation
Most+cats+question+your+intelligence%26%238230%3B.
Most cats question your intelligence….
The+original+McDonalds+menu.
The original McDonalds menu.
Life.
Life.
Made+the+mistake+of+drinking+two+Red+Bulls+before+yoga%2C+went+something+like+this
Made the mistake of drinking two Red Bulls before yoga, went something like this
Coincidence%3F+I+think+not.
Coincidence? I think not.
Up+up+and+away%21
Up up and away!
Pretty+much+my+social+life.
Pretty much my social life.
Tour+the+new+Lego+Land+Hotel.
Tour the new Lego Land Hotel.