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galaxy’s oddest dude

vibes louder than words

Wow, Mom suddenly speaks fluent Slaylish

pasta la vista

deluxe fur service

too fluff to bluff

The apple rolled far… into chaos

sssorry I’m late

reboot, rest, repeat

leash leads to keys

bed-sheet barricade

words hit harder, apparently

I bring snacks, you bring property

call me fat again, I’ll purr

drama boss battle

Grandma+has+seen+some+stuff.
Grandma has seen some stuff.
Louie+will+accept+payment+in+Doge%26%238230%3B
Louie will accept payment in Doge…
Some+5-pointed+starfish+can+be+squared+due+to+birth+defects.
Some 5-pointed starfish can be squared due to birth defects.
Jimmy%26%238217%3Bs+just+got+a+new+customer.
Jimmy’s just got a new customer.
Join the conversation
Shame+on+you.+Shame+on+your+family.
Shame on you. Shame on your family.
Who+is+Gucci%3F+%26%238211%3B+Bill+Gates%2C+probably
Who is Gucci? – Bill Gates, probably
No+means+no.
No means no.
Honestly%2C+you+people+can%26%238217%3Bt+tell+the+difference%3F
Honestly, you people can’t tell the difference?
FFFFFFFFFor+the+fallen+one.
FFFFFFFFFor the fallen one.
Where+does+speed+dating+fall+in+to+all+of+this%3F
Where does speed dating fall in to all of this?
Browsing+in+indognito+mode
Browsing in indognito mode
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