Texture is the new smooth

The most sophisticated ‘good boy’ in the business

trying to rob a house and getting existential dread

sandxious

“Did an angel bake this?” Yes, me.

It’s not stealing if we share DNA

just resting my eyes during the boring parts

Silence is golden, but this sound is cheesy

Simple, elegant, and absolutely terrible

Silence is golden, but my playlist is platinum

Just a regular Tuesday

Just let me buy my shoes

I’m not lazy, I’m just Victorian level exhausted

Leg day is every day

I don’t tan, I just reflect the sun

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