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I’ve never finished a book this fast before

one update away from Tremors

Adding this to my resume

Don’t rush them, they’re on a tight schedule

I don’t need a therapist, I need Sarah

My survival instinct is staying at home

“I’m moving to a different planet tomorrow”

Stoic on the top, Cynic on the bottom

These are definitely haunted, no doubt

10% good choices 90% “oops” 100% jazz

Nothing removes spaghetti stains like a trash bag

I relate to the one in the bottom right specifically

I’ve been asleep for 20 minutes or 20 years

I’ll just wait for the sequel indoors

I pick the one that has the most sugar

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