If I were president I would make fireworks emit fewer decibels. – doggo, probably.

Gays be like

Words.

Playtime is over when I say it’s over, Susan.

It’s complicated

Dad, I Freaking Love You

German shepherd vs a pier.

Smoothest. Snow. Ever.

5,000,000 flowers in Dubai

Prehistoric protein.

Ask, and it shall be given you…

Oh, OK we’re splashing each other now?

Classic Moon Humor

What if I trademark your hashtag?

What if I trademark your hashtag?

*strongly desires insect of the sea*

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