*strongly desires insect of the sea*

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

v o t e

We call it the toe crusher.

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

This sums up the problem nicely.

I would read this book.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

I would buy a pint.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

To cucumber is to human.

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

Look for the helpers.