Why I hate metal detectors.

I shall wear it with honor!

Sirius Black?

Fancy seeing you here…

Easy, breezy, beautiful…

How to troll a potato chip collector.

This. This right here.

Eerie timing.

I have enough money…

Wookie steak.

Anti-joke chicken never stops not joking.

…but I want to party.

Working on Monday.

The adventures of Helen Keller.

I told a chemistry joke today…

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