Lactose can be tolerated, actually.

So you’re saying she’s a space pirate?

There is evil out there…

This ram is an absolute unit

Being out of wok can be frustrating.

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Where’s the beef?

Dug!

Dug!

Are you smoking Sensei?

Actors

Aerodynamics free you from the grasp of Beelzebub.

Spit shine your life.

Arturito from Star Wars

TSA understands random.

If you break the laws of man

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