It’s only fair…

This is all Bush’s fault

Words

Da faq is this… oh how rude!

Pfft. Get a job.

Reading Music

Never mess with grandma. Never

This just in…

Cat: "Do I really have to do this?" Inner cat: "He’s the one that feeds you"

Divorce level savage.

Kids spell the darndest things

This is OOF

He’s heard some things…

Gotdammit, Keith…

Better luck next time, brother…

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