Cat: "Do I really have to do this?" Inner cat: "He’s the one that feeds you"

Cat: "Do I really have to do this?" Inner cat: "He's the one that feeds you"

kelogging in

*makes it insufferably difficult to understand in an effort to be clear*

*makes it insufferably difficult to understand in an effort to be clear*

i cooka da pizza

i cooka da pizza

10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read

10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read

somehow, sauron returned

somehow, sauron returned

moodeth

plz lemme do errands in peace

plz lemme do errands in peace

dang you’re good

dang you’re good

do what has to be done

do what has to be done

i waste so much time

i waste so much time

pleadus prius

runaway aesthetic

runaway aesthetic

patience goes a long way

patience goes a long way

what will they think of next

what will they think of next

well that’s ominous

well that’s ominous