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Starlord: Galaxy. Superman: Earth

HuffPo gets offended, gets called out for it.

You don’t want to discourage people reading, do you?

This man asked if it was okay for him to climb 110 sets, fully suited, of stairs in honor of his fallen brothers and sisters for 9-11. Yes sir, you can

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Luxury bedroom for one inside a private jet.

We are out of Maple syrup, Dave.

It’s gonna be $600 for an oil change, mam

A whale of plastic trash.

GTFO the car, Dave.

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